Tik Tok

In this new take on Vine, I learn that I’m aging way too quickly for this younger generation. It’s all yours kids and you can keep it.

PIFFLE

From the makers of some famous game* you can now shoot kitty cats all over the place. I got a little zonkered by it, but my kids took to it easily.

PAKO 2

Crazy car chance game where the cops are always after you. Be careful when you get close to the edges, it’s a long way down.

Drive and Park

In this easy car slider, we slide our way into the perfect parking spot. Fun for a while, can’t see playing this for a long time.

Causality

Time back go through the puzzle level of time space continuum challenging the level of the personal hard ship when can’t feel my feet.

Stack AR

In this stacking puzzler, I stack make-believe things on to my make-believe desk. Wait. Wait. Wait. I don’t know what is real anymore. HELLLLLP!

FROST

In this non winter app, only called FROST because it’s ice baby. Send the particles and or agents to their nuclei.

Trick Shot 2

Be Dude Perfect with this super Trick Shot app, the second edition. It will challenge your sense of balance, it will challenge your sense stability, it will challenge your sense of smell.

Tomb of the Mask

In this slider, puzzler, exploder, headache inducer of a game you slide around the screen while collecting things and then you watch ads.

Bacon the Game

In this delightful game, you flip bacon onto things. It’s an idea that comes by once in a lifetime…. wait they have a whole series of these games?!

Geometry Dash

Not sure if I just have the hand eye coordination of a baboon, but I couldn’t get this one going. Sorry nephews!

Instant Birth Control

The best app in the universe comes to your phone. This app (made by me) will stop unwanted pregnancy before there is even any kind of bad behavior. Grab it today.

Pizza Compass

Find pizza quickly with this simple app to get pizza quickly.

Monument Valley 2

The second edition of the lost child video games. We have now lost the mother too. It’s wonderful, but it’s also a Homeward Bound ripoff.

LOOPIMAL

A fun music making app that will drive your parents and grandparents and parents of your grandparents crazy.

Hoppy Towers

Can’t handle the ‘Ads to Revive’ revolution going on in games right now. The games are just not worth the trouble.

True Surf

I’ve never surfed in the realish world, but this amazing app gives me the chance to do all the things I’ve never done in the realish world. Is that a good enough description to get…

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True Skate

I was never meant to skateboard. Not in the real world, not in the digital world. This game gives me the chance to break all the rules. #SendIt #TrueSkate #Epic

Mini Metro Game

This subway system puzzler is everything I wanted in a subway system puzzler. It’s beautiful, challenging and fun!

Procreate

I have no idea how this one got through the App Store checkers.