Non-Alcoholic Beverage Connoisseur

Pom Wonderful – Blueberry Pomegranate

Packaging This is probably one of the cooler bottles that I have reviewed. Visually it is different from other stuff out there, however functionally it’s a bit awkward to hold. Do I grip the boobies or do I squeeze the weird shape around the top.  Who doesn’t love a heart? Awww… Smell I still don’t More…

Philippine Brand Mango

Packaging The maker of tall skinny cans (tsc corp.) just paid me a grand to make you aware that tall skinny cans are awesome! I don’t have the time to get into tall yellow skinny cans. It’s very imperative that you understand this beverage is not from concentrate, non!. Concentrate is bad, very very bad, More…

Ben Shaws Dandelion & Burdock

This can has a very classic look. The black and white picture lets me know that I am in for an Old-Englishman-Working-In-The-Mill-Come-Home-Full-Of-Soot kind of an afternoon, however, the purple says I can put my apron on too if I like. Classic!

Blue Monkey – Coconut Water

Packaging My coworker said this can looks ‘third world.’ I think I will have to agree with him. Those coconuts leave me to believe this drink is going to be refreshing! I’m ready for my daily dose of natural isotonic.  Smell Smells like aluminum, no really I can’t smell anything else.  That worries me … More…

Kombucha Wonder Drink

Packaging There are several things about this beverage that make me nervous. For starters I don’t think the words ‘sparkling’, ‘fermented’ and ‘tea’ should be in the same sentence or even in that order.  I also am confident the word ‘Wonder’ should never be used in a product title. It appears this beverage was brewed More…

Vitamin Water – Focus

Packaging The description on the side of the bottle explains how you can read without the letters being placed in the correct spot. As lnog as the frsit and the lsat are in the correct spot. Clever. The only problem is they have a typo (if you can call it that) on the most important More…

Firefly – Britannia

Packaging This drink has a really nice label.  The texture is soft like an expensive business card and the little picture of the wheel man is smooth. Slick!  The side of the bottle tells me “Please peel off this label to make recycling easier. Thanks.” Easier for who? I thought I was the customer and More…

Grace – Banana Drink

Packaging Well hello tropics of Ontario Canada! Until this beverage I wasn’t aware that we could drink bananas, but I am all on board now.  All this bottle is missing is me in a hammock and some sweaty man trying to sell me some crappy nick-naks. Smell The juice of a banana has never been More…

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